Total Medals Earned: 1,059 (From 266 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,215 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Collect exactly zero cookies in a single game.
Play the first "Han Wants His Cookies" on Newgrounds.
Collect 10 cookies in a single game.
Collect 25 cookies in a single game.
Collect 35 cookies in a single game.
Save the world from Han's craving for human flesh and collect 160 cookies in a single game.
Medals Earned: 8/17 (200/525 points)
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (85/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/465 points)
Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth
Send an enemy hurtling down a pit
Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains
Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score
Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score
Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires
Collect 17 gems
Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves
Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest
Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the Bonus Rooms
Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score
Collect all 34 gems
Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score
Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!
Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Medals Earned: 4/10 (185/410 points)
detonate 20 fireworks in a single chain
clear a level in only one click
clear three levels in only one click
clear five levels in only one click
detonate 75 Mortar fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Meteor fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Wheel fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Titanium Salute fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 75 Sprinkler fireworks in a single gameplay
detonate 100 shielded fireworks in a single gameplay
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 10/16 (155/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/40 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.